laughingsquid:

Edward Gorey Opening Animations for the PBS Mystery! Series

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, THIS IS GREG. HE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND WE ARE IN LOVE. SAY HI, GREG.

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HONEY, IS THIS ABOUT HOW NOBODY ASKED YOU TO THE WINTER FORMAL?

FIRST OF ALL, MOM, NO, AND SECOND OF ALL GREG JUST SAID HELLO TO YOU SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.

HONEY, PLEASE. IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT-

I WON’T BE COMING HOME TONIGHT, MOM. OR ANY NIGHT UNTIL PROBABLY APRIL, BECAUSE I’LL BE STAYING HERE AT GREG’S. PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE NOW. GREG, SAY GOODBYE TO MY MOTHER, WHO IS LEAVING NOW.

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THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, GREG. YOU HAVE EXCELLENT MANNERS.

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I LOVE YOU TOO.

epicwinbook:

AntiSec: Anonymous Hackers Re-Target FBI Leaving ‘Butthurt’ Feedback Form

Brilliant.

thethryll:

If ever there were a show that NEEDED a spinoff, it’s The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Because those “couple’a guys, they were up to no good”? I’d like to hear their take on what happened that day. Who’s to say Will didn’t do something obnoxious to instigate things? And if you believe him when he says…

Number of jokes that went over my head last year: how should I know?

The blog of one of my favorite tweeters, @MmeSurly. Great stuff. Awesome lady.

A great, funny blog by a young woman with fibromyalgia. 

It would be part-time, in the evenings, so it would take me approximately infinity years, but I am running out of really proactive ways to get my career out of this little ditch it’s in. What’s the worst that could happen?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARIOUS?

Yes, tiny baby kitten friend?

I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.

Why thank you.

CAN I HAVE GLASSES TOO?

No, tiny baby kitten friend. You have the eyesight of a compact and furry eagle. Glasses are for people who cannot see so well.

BUT ALL THE KIDS WHO SHOP AT THE URBAN OUTFITTERS DOWN THE STREET CAN SEE JUST FINE AND THEY ALL HAVE HUGE GLASSES.

We don’t associate with those people, tiny baby kitten friend. Nobody should.

CAN I AT LEAST GET A BOW TIE?

Of course. If we could somehow harness the love people have for kittens in bow ties we could solve the energy crisis.

fightingwithfibro:

The touching story of a young girl named Holly Fraser, who has to endure a life with the incurable disease Fibromyalgia.

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RT @piecesoffour: Quick- Tell me if it’s what you’re doing on New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day that dictates the year, because I spent t …

Yes, but can YOU sleep with your toes up your noise?

I don’t know exactly how I recovered everything from yesterday’s mis-sent email incident with my husband, but I do know that now we’re heading to Cancun for a few days in late January. Which is nice. I did a lot of saying that I was sorry and yes I’d love marital counseling, and then a lot of booking airline tickets and hotel reservations. Whatever works, white sand beaches, happily ever after.